This will make you shut up.

This will make you stop what you’re doing.

There’s a part 2:

shhhhhhhhhh

(play in HD!)

You know how when someone says, “no offense” and they totally mean the opposite? Well the new Andok’s TVCs are like that — not in the way that they are apologetic about a future offense, but in the way that they’re saying one thing and it secretly means the opposite.

Have you even seen the new Andok’s TVCs? I don’t know if these commercials are airing on TV — is TV even good enough for them?

Watch and LOL:

“Perfect Breasts”

“Wings” (my favorite)

“Palong”

So yeah, don’t eat so much chicken that you turn into a chicken.

Such Great Heights has an unusual staying power — hey, you don’t make it to a “Top 100 Songs of the Decade” list for nothing — here are a few of the flavors you might have (or not) heard in this lifetime:

The Postal Service

I still remember hearing this on a pair of headphones for the first time, and being caught by that alternate ear-chirping opening in 2003.

Iron & Wine

This cover gave the song enough of a change to actually make you consider liking it over the original.

Frankmusik

My current favorite version at the moment.

Ben Gibbard (acoustic)

Ben Gibbard’s solo acoustic makes this the “Deathcab” version of the song. (How good are you, really, to be able to cover your own song and yet make it sound like something else entirely?)

Ben Folds

Ben Folds singing “Such Great Heights,” which would sound exactly like how you’re imagining it.

Tetrastar

Because I LOVE Tetrastar. This comes in their FREE album, Songs We Didn’t Write — available on their site.

There’s also one done by Confide, which is embed-disabled — but it’s okay. Not really my cup of tea. And I don’t drink tea. Here’s the link, if your curiosity is itchy.

You’d think that the juxtaposition of little children + the dark side would equal to horrible children, but no, it makes them quite adorable, really. Remember the VW Vader ad months ago? Though this clip demonstrates a children’s recognition of which side of the force she wants to join:

It’s the kneeling bit that caught Mace Windu/Vader off-guard. It’s also the best part.

Here’s hoping all my future children become as awesome and unafraid to express her opinion (or true side, in terms of Jedi/Sith alignment) as her.

I only got to play the Mortal Kombat demo earlier — even if it’s been out for a coupla weeks now. Here’s a video playthrough (not me) of what happens when you finish the demo:

Here’s what I liked:

• a return to MK’s violent roots
• custom combos!
• FATALITIES!

What I didn’t like but expect will get better by the April 19 release:

• X-Ray moves (Not too impressed by them … yet. It appears too easy to pull off, easy to evade, is not interactive, and there’s only one per character at the moment.)

Looking forward to playing with Noob Saibot and Ermac. Which characters are you looking forward to playing with?

Seriously: every Android event from now on must include dancing Android.

The Portal 2 TV ad. Less than a month from now, Portal 2 drops! Can’t wait to try out two-player coop. Until then, I will be looking for a second-player. LOL

Think about it: girls who’d play Portal with you are worth keeping. (Mostly in an endless-portal-loop)

Portal 2, now available for preorders! Game comes out April 18.

An awesome fan video of everyone’s favorite skinless game character: Super Meat Boy (which reimagines him not sporting that retro style, with shoulder pads) — of which, I am ashamed to tell you, I have not completed yet. Not a hardcores.