Friend requests: I’m sure you get ‘em — I do too! Check your friends list though, and if you’re anything like me, you probably have a coupla real-life friends in there, a coupla acquaintances, bullies from school, etc — a majority of them you actually KNOW in real life.
I mean, the internet’s a wild place to meet new people, so why not try to add friends there?
Though I often wonder what kind of reasons strangers have for adding me up — and I’m talking STRANGErs here, so here are a coupla invites that make me think:

1. No, I don’t use religion to screen the company that I keep. So why use that as a basis? Is it code? B.A.C. — Blood Alcohol Content?

2. Where in my profile does it say that I automatically add people from a certain place? Are you secretly trying to make me say where I’m from so you could bite my face?

3. Whenever I get requests from people I think I know. (Okay, so maybe they have hawt chicks in their profile images.) I check their profile to see if I know them from real life. I checked this one and the above was what I found. Notice a pattern? A Paolo-collector?
Here’s to connecting with people via computers! It makes being social anti-social.
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