This will make you shut up.

This will make you stop what you’re doing.

There’s a part 2:

shhhhhhhhhh

(play in HD!)

From an email:

Available online for just $12.99, this keepsake calendar made possible by the HILTON HAWAIIAN VILLAGE BEACH RESORT & SPA is a labor of love-  a project inspired by the idea of wanting to give back to a community that’s shown her enormous support for her career from the early stages….the Hawaiian islands.

From childhood, as Gina traveled frequently between LA-Hawaii-Tokyo, her parents, Gary & Kumiko have always ingrained in her & her 2 sisters the Aloha Spirit and Kokua- a philanthropic gesture of generosity, to always give
to others, without expecting in return.  And now it’s time to pay this mantra forward to the next generation.

Partial proceeds will benefit  TKO HELPING HANDS, Gina’s non-profit charity of choice founded by Maui-born, Mandy Yamauchi-Ellen. (a former Raiderette cheerleader!) TKO (Turn Kindness On) was founded  in 2001, with the goal of awakening a child’s passion for giving at an early age. TKO believes that the best way to teach a child about the power of service is to engage them in meaningful projects – traveling the world visiting orphanges
and care centers, feeding homeless and encouraging children around the world to make a difference in the life of someone else.

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I was at the Fit ‘n Right thing last night, so here’s a coupla things that I didn’t get to see:  )

Katwo rawkin’ out.

Kim Chiu eating sum Sebastian’s

Valerie Tan hosting Voice for a Better Life Music Festival

Then again, if I was anywhere near where the-things-that-I-missed-last-night were, I would’nt have gotten to hang out with my blogger friends!   (Or, okay, I wouldn’t have gotten to see the very pretty lady with the same watch as me :p )

I mean, after their battles, the Joes and Cobra do stuff … for fun … and stuff, right? Spot the cameos!  (Also, Vinnie Jones, bitch!)

From FunnyorDie:

From the executive producer of The O.C., Terminator: Salvation!

Is it ever a terrible thing — to maybe see (and expect) a piece of creative work to be horribad/terrific based solely on the previous works of whoever’s responsible?  Then again, for an after-school special, I WATCHED The O.C.

Right off the bat — I didn’t fancy Salvation — not that the franchise isn’t moving along as it should, but as Terminator fans, we’ve been spoiled by The Sarah Connor Chronicles.  That show is just so GOOD — raising expectations for a movie — you know, those things with the bigger budgets, bigger-named stars and just generally bigger resources (save for the amount of time for storytelling) to BE more than what a tv show is limited to.

For me, Salvation is pretty confused.  Is it a movie about John Connor kicking ass?  Is it a movie about new character Marcus being introduced, so that he could kick ass?  Is it a movie about Kyle Reese growing into his own?  Is it about a rebellion?  Is it about … Salvation?  That’s where it falls apart, for me — there’s only so much screentime, and too many stories to tell.  They did plan on creating a trilogy of these new Terminator films, so there’s still plenty of room, but really, would it have been possible to tell the story without, say, one of the x number of plot points?

We spend the first third (and a half!) of the film semi-guessing if it is, indeed, John-Connor-unleashing-some-Bale-istic fury unto the (presumably) hordes and hordes of Terminator units — instead, it’s about Marcus Wright, slowly demystifying for us, the audience, what he’s there for. His discovery?  —  a plot twist some must’ve seen coming, but serves as an interesting philosophical/ethical/moral dillema.  You’ll get it, if you watch it.

What makes the Terminator franchise so interesting, for me, at least — is the use of time travel as a plot device.  Is the Terminator timeline so convoluted with all the time jumps, and the movies, and the series?  YES.  Does it make for interesting robot-hunt-man technophobia?  YES.  Was it awesome seeing the same photograph from the first film, seeing John Connor listen to the tapes, references to “I’ll be back,” and “Come with me if you want to live”?  YES.  So why does Salvation keep forgetting several things already established in the previous movies?

Isn’t John Connor the founder of the rebellion?  Isn’t he a “good leader,” according to Reese from the first film?  Why does he have to defer to men in submarines?  Why does it take a hit from a shovel to make holes in Skynet’s flying dropship’s walls?  Why does disabling the “North Turret” (just one turret?!  really?) allow everyone to escape?  Where are the hordes of these Terminators?  We see 2 — 3 (if we’re lucky) T-600 units, and a giant monster-mech-of-sorts — and that’s it.  No more army of Terminators trying to eat you for breakfast.  These and several other questions remain suspended in the air.

Also, what is a Moon Bloodgood?  Kind of like a name to take if you want shiny vampires going out for your blood. :p

2/5

Also, in the trailer?  “We end this tonight!”  NO.  They did not end it that night, or on any nights close to that.  There’re two more movies to maybe sort that out — ’til then, watch it if you like seeing faces melted off, exposed robot endoskeleton underneath.

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Also, here’s what John Connor was up to for the first 2/3rds of the film:

If you were a fan of the late-90s The Screensavers or Call for Help, then you probably know Tekzilla already.

— and, and — if you know about Tekzilla, then you probably know about the awesome Veronica Belmont!

Here are some beautiful shots of her from The Bui Brothers.  (The photos were released under CC, so I do hope it’s okay to put this one here.)  Also, if you subscribe to the newsletter, you’ll be getting updates on some behind-the-scenes stuff, which should be pretty cool.  Check it!

To keep up with her wired lifestyle, check out her blog.  To keep updated with Tekzilla and other cool shows from Revision3, check out their YouTube channel.

P.S.

In the last few months that I’ve been glued to Tekzilla, I’ve never seen nor heard anything about a creature that’s called ‘the’ Tekzilla.  I’m hungry.  :p

After seeing Yes Man, had some coffee with Dang + Drei + Ven.

Okay, show of hands: who here watched the Koreanovela Full House?

Would you believe that this *isn’t* actually a photo of Song Hye Kyo?  This is actually a 3D likeness of her, done in 3D Studio Max, and this was simply too awesome not to share.

Could this mean that celebrities *don’t* even have to appear during filiming in the future?  Would they be paid in royalty, for the use of their likeness instead? 

You can see a walkthrough on how to create your very own 3D Song Hye Kyo from the creator, Max Edwin Wahyudi over at CG Arena.

[First spotted over @ Sankaku Complex]

From Google:

2008 Year-End Google Zeitgeist

As the year comes to a close, it’s time to look at the big events, memorable moments and emerging trends that captivated us in 2008. As it happens, studying the aggregation of the billions of search queries that people type into the Google search box gives us a glimpse into the zeitgeist — the spirit of the times. We’ve compiled some of the highlights from Google searches around the globe and hope you enjoy looking back as much as we do.

The number one fastest-rising (global) search query?  Sarah Palin.

She might not have won the elections, but she sure ranks up there in Google.  (Obama’s number 6, just behind the elections, Facebook and Heath Ledger)  I might have something to do with that…  then again, I won’t link you to stuff from my previous work.  :p

When you think about it though, she was a candidate for THE US ELECTION — how come the whole world came looking for Ms. Palin?  It makes you think how the whole world’s curious about what’s going on in the other side.  — Or, alternatively, it could’ve been the blowing of kisses, the “youbetchas” and the winking during the debates.

[Check it out: Google Zeitgeist 2008]

The man behind the MGS series of games has been awarded the first-ever MTV Game Awards 2008 Lifetime Achievement Award. That would’ve been cool enough by itself, but the award was presented by the lovely Jade Raymond!

The video after the jump!

After a speech from Jade Raymond that calls back to those 1998 codec moments with Solid Snake, Kojima accepts his award and states, “I will continue to make games as long as I live.”